some stupid teenage girl attempts to be less of a hateful a-hole by making nice with the interwebs and speak in third person just 'cause (of the wanker image she has to uphold). a closet nerd and a fully-fledged loser, she juggles the demands of school and...yep, that's pretty much it. has a guitar called clifford, because who can honestly say they don't want a giant red dog mosey about with? feels compelled to live up to the good name of ruby which include: wax, rose, dogs, grandmas and babies (fuck the gem). all of whom are either pee-inducingly hilarious, ruinously hot or entirely lovable.