averageteenagefemale:

enticeeme:

vanillaplusvanillaswirl:

I’m actually crying now.

Oh I cannot handle

A hole inside a hole.

you dying bruh
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Anonymous

i’m going to be honest with you right now: you are the cutest, thanks, goodnight !!

rubyetc replied to your post “rubyetc replied to your post “There is plenty of vegan ice cream and…”

srsly I am forever bummed out that we don’t own neighbouring dog farms in the same country.

can you imagine how perfect that would be??? i never thought of that before in my life but now i will think about it every single day and be very dissatisfied bc it’s not my life !!!!!!

rubyetc replied to your post “There is plenty of vegan ice cream and peanut butter in the world”

rubes ur my queen no one can fuck witchu

haha damn *blush emoji bc laptop* ily

shitdickfuckmothafucka:

I like to greet everyone with a hug and a kiss, and by everyone, I mean dogs.

There is plenty of vegan ice cream and peanut butter in the world
Anonymous

ok thanks snarky mcsnark i was just excited making that post and that’s what i had in my household

plus i can’t comment on the deliciousness of vegan icecream+peanut butter bc i’ve never had it sooooooooo

starllex:

when you see a dog from across the street 

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sexhaver:

much like how sharks cannot stop swimming without asphyxiating, Ricky Gervais will die horribly if he goes more than an hour without reminding someone that he’s an atheist